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1. “If you have an impulse, not if you’re going to ruin someone else’s’ scene if you have an impulse of a funny little…”

2. “The reason I turn down 99% of a hundred, I mean a thousand, scripts is because romantic comedies are often very…”

3. “Let’s make some funny pictures.”

4. “Boston is actually the capital of the world. You didn’t know that? We breed smart-ass, quippy, funny people. Not that…”

5. “I’m half Jewish, I’m half black, I look in-between. I dress funny. I play all these different styles of music on one…”

6. “I believe, in a funny way, the job of the novelist is to be out there on the fringes and speaking for an experience…”

7. “You, the actor, must be aware of when you’re being funny, but the character you’re playing should always be oblivious…”

8. “I’d love to date somebody cool, fun, funny.”

9. “Great, big, serious novels always get awards. If it’s a battle between a great, big, serious novel and a funny novel,…”

10. “It’s a funny thing because you look at the careers of other filmmakers, and you see them sort of slow down, and you…”

11. “I walked in thinking, ‘I have ten movies under my belt and now they want me to go back to making commercials?’ I…”

12. “I don’t know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he’s funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me.”

13. “I had to audition for the part of Jnior, and I wanted the role terribly because I knew it was a great character. This…”

14. “Like almost everyone who uses e-mail, I receive a ton of spam every day. Much of it offers to help me get out of debt…”

15. “I think it’s quite funny. Of course we are proud that Conan O’Brien talks about Finland and Finnish people. ……”

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16. “It’s funny how sometimes how the public some people think I was born like this. That I maybe I sleep and I do big…”

17. “I do jokes about what’s funny, and both sides are funny.”

18. “We have always had gross humor. But we try for funny, not gross.”

19. “Of course, the wind sort of swept up and the music was flying around in mid air and they were trying to play off it….

20. “People like her because she’s like a breath of fresh air. Because in the fifth book it gets so dark and Harry’s…”

21. “At boarding school you had to wear your name across your chest and your back, and obviously I had a pretty funny…”

22. “Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave.”

23. “At school I was very shy. I wasn’t funny really.”

24. “But the funny thing is, I broke my finger not on set doing kung fu. I broke my finger when I fell down the stairs…”

25. “I found out a long time ago that if I didn’t have a good story for a song, I could just make one up! Now it seems…”

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26. “But I think once the word gets out that the movie is funny – funny is transcendent – it will traverse all demographic…”

27. “Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you’re really funny, but none of your jokes are going to make it on the…”

28. “It’s funny to say, but it’s easier to focus on a team like this, … You want to do well, not that you didn’t when…”

29. “Don’t get me wrong, there are sometimes if I go and see a really funny comedy, that I wished I had smoked a joint….”

30. “When their first edition came out I was pleased. It wasn’t ‘Seinfeld’ funny all the way through, but for four college…”

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31. “We made satires of everything – news broadcasts and TV shows that we watched. When I look at them now, they are…”

32. “I think it’s always funny when somebody thinks you’re going to do something super sexy and then you don’t.”

33. “I did. I did see Bigfoot when I was a kid and I still believe it to this day. I saw a big furry man outside my…”

34. “Usually, impersonations come out of something you dig, because you’re listening to it over and over. And you kind of…”

35. “So while it is true that I find really dark stuff funny sometimes, it’s also true that as a writer of books I want to…”

36. “I didn’t feel my best. It’s funny, I’ve never had a groin injury. They’re kind of nagging. They don’t hurt; you just…”

37. “I like doing a funny show where I don’t have to act and fall in love with a girl.”

38. “And when you’re on your own there is that terrifying possibility that you may be the only person on the planet who…”

39. “I tend to head for what’s amusing because a lot of things aren’t happy. But usually you can find a funny side to…”

40. “And, in a funny way, each death is different and you mourn each death differently and each death brings back the…”

41. “I love the part of Hector as it takes me back to playing eccentric parts. He is a funny character, which is fine by…”

42. “They’re all really funny.”

43. “We’re always making fun of him, but the funny thing is there are 24- and 25-year-old guys trying to do what he’s…”

44. “All you have in comedy, in general, is just going with your instincts. You can only hope that other people think that…”

45. “I still read the British papers, but I’ve never been a Royalist, ever. It’s funny, there always seems to be much more…”

46. “Some really good things kind of swing both ways and I like to see people that can swing really, really, really sad…”

47. “You didn’t want to laugh, did you? It wasn’t very funny, was it?”

48. “My dad loved to laugh. He was very funny and very silly.”

49. “I’m not on all the time. I like to have fun and be funny, but I’m much more of a thinker.”

50. “I wish I had a funny story.”

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51. “Also, in a funny way, if you have been happily married there are no unresolved areas, nothing to prove to yourself…”

53. “Yes, he wanted me to do Funny Games before, which I didn’t want to do because the film was very theoretical – the way…”

54. “It’s funny, we usually shoot pretty well (at the Shirk Center). Regardless at how bad we shot, we were still ahead at…”

55. “It’s so funny what this song did, … I went to a movie the other night and when we came out there were a bunch of…”

56. “Nine out of 10 times these guys will hit it-they’ll be on something incredibly funny, but one out of 10, two out of…”

57. “You put funny people in funny costumes and paint them green and we could talk about anything we wanted to, because…”

58. “I need to be cheered up a lot. I think funny people are people who need to be cheered up.”

59. “I am lactose intolerant, and I always thought it was really funny how people who are lactose intolerant continue to…”

60. “I love doing stuff with Todd Barry and Jon Benjamin. We give the stage to good bands and funny people.”

61. “I knew exactly what to do on Alien, it was funny.”

62. “I got to draw monsters, robots and write funny stories. I loved doing that stuff and working with the actors. But it…”

63. “I don’t need somebody behind a desk to tell me what a marketing survey says is funny. I got 3 million miles and…”

64. “We are supposed to enjoy the good stuff now, while we can, with the people we love. Life has a funny way of teaching…”

65. “It was funny because the girls were low key. But the longer the game went, you could see their competitive juices get…”

66. “I released an album then, and it didn’t do anything. Everyone thought I was that funny dude.”

67. “Half of the great comedians I’ve had in my shows and that I paid a lot of money to and who made my customers shriek…”

68. “What was really funny is that as I got older all those guys who called me a sissy in junior high school wanted me to…”

69. “I have a funny name.”

70. “I think I am a star – I’m simply a funny-shaped star.”

71. “I think Chris Rock at the Oscars was a great example. I thought that was intellectually hilarious. The Gap starts a…”

72. “You know, if you play on home soil sometimes funny things can happen and you have that push of the crowd.”

“I thought it was funny because it wasn’t the first time that’s happened to me. We’re moving on and they’re going…”

“He’s a great choice. He’s both smart and funny. He can be serious when the case demands. He can be silly. Knowing…”

“It’s a bit like the one-day cricket, the first time somebody runs on to the field it’s funny, but after a while it’s…”

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“I remember certain people in the audience laughing and I wanted to ask: ‘What are you laughing at? This isn’t funny.’…”

“Funny things happen to you in movies for silly reasons.”

“At the end of the day it’s got to be a good movie, it’s got to be a funny movie, and it’s got to make people think,…”

“The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic, blonde actress with the funny voice.”

“The funny thing was, he started clapping for me after that. I think he got scared. Then when I was waving to that…”

“It’s funny to have become an elegant skier now. But my drive is still the same.”

“I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a…”

“I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny…”

“The townspeople outside the reservations had a very superior attitude toward Indians, which was kind of funny,…”

“If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny.”

“I’m smart and I can be really funny and interesting and I can go toe-to-toe with anybody in a conversation.”

“People ask ‘do you make a conscious effort not to swear?’ – if you’re doing silly stuff you’re not tempted to put…”

“You know it’s funny that none of the regular late-night shows now use guest hosts the way Johnny did. No one talks…”

“I like the idea of being out there regularly with an audience and with a funny gang of people. That’s what I grew up…”

“If you miss a tackle correctly — and I know that sounds funny — you can get some help from your friends.”

“In comedy, though, it’s good to get feedback from the audience about what they find funny.”

“When you live in a leading lady’s body, which I do, you have to constantly prove that you are funny.”

“It’s funny how a chubby kid can just be having fun, and people call it entertainment!”

“I would really love to do a musical, I don’t know in what capacity but something funny.”

“I was always telling everybody that I could be funny.”

“Funny is funny.”

“That’s my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.”

“You know, funny is this weird word for me. I hear is so many times it has no meaning anymore.”

“I think the crowd embraces me when I come here, which is kind of funny, being on the road. But I felt real…”

“It’s a funny game. You just don’t know what the home court is worth.”

“They sent me the script and I thought that there was something very appealing and funny about it. Also, I was…”

“I don’t think just funny is enough on Broadway.”

“I’m not so funny. Gilda was funny. I’m funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she…”

“It’s funny – if you impersonate somebody, they have no idea it’s them.”

“There’s a constant flow of child actors. It’s kind of funny to watch the new crew come through. I think, You poor…”

“When I first started I was always known as The Girl on the Sitcom with the Funny Voice.”

“Well in the book Carrie was my alter ego. In real life, Sarah Jessica and I don’t look anything alike. But people do…”

“I got to play with Nintendo’s Wii, yes it’s a funny name and not very revolutionary but it was fun whipping your arms…”

“Since she got a cause and stopped being funny. I think she’s real funny, but lately it’s all been hearts and flowers…”

“It’s funny that it all becomes about clothes. It’s bizarre. You work your butt off and then you win an award and it’s…”

“I would do it today because the thing that appealed to me was not necessarily the mechanics of the robot, but it was…”

“I remember nearly having a fit of the giggles during the reading because dear Daniel was SO respectful and serious…”

“This morning someone sent me a very funny photo of me holding their puppy. We have matching colour jackets.”

“It was so funny. That’s just Marcus. He’s just having fun when he’s on the field.”

“People always ask me, ‘Were you funny as a child?’ Well, no, I was an accountant.”

“This is a funny story. We’d asked the guards every day for cappuccino. You know, just as a joke. And they’d come in…”

“I have the utmost faith in his abilities. I’m a huge fan. His show is never not insightful and funny.”

“Eva wears size double zero in real life, … so we do a very funny scene where she’ll freak out in a department store…”

“It is sometimes funny to watch some people doing something the wrong way but doing it confidently. Even more funny,…”

“It was a series of different things over four years. Mainly, Stuart’s fucking great. He’s a funny fucker and we’ve…”

“I listen like mad to any conversation taking place next to me just trying to hear why this is funny. Women’s…”

“A mate of mine told me recently, ‘It’s the first time I’ve seen you work, Worthington.’ I thought that was quite…”

“It’s funny because a lot of people that know me as a dancer, don’t know that I’m a singer, and a lot of people that…”

“I have no agenda except to be funny. Neither I or the writers profess to offer any worldly wisdom.”

“What’s funny about Jesus’ Son is that I never even wrote that book, I just wrote it down. I would tell these stories…”

“Something about New York, man: You can do more comedy there probably than you can anywhere in the world. If you’re…”

“Be funny, be daring, and be as creative as possible, … Embarrassment is only in your minds; it’s not really happening.”

“It’s going to be funny not seeing Jarrod wearing red. We know what he’s going to do, we just don’t know when he’s…”

“I just couldn’t go back to Suddenly Susan after David Strickland’s suicide. I didn’t see how we could make the show…”

“Our characters were antiseptic but we weren’t. And if you remember what we did on BATMAN, as the scripts were written…”

“It’s funny, we all really, really got along. I don’t know how it was in years past but this year, I was really with a…”

“A funny thing happened on the way to the election – I got to the Senate first.”

“That’s something – you laugh about Eminem… It’s funny, man, because I didn’t like him when he first came out, ya…”

“But I think Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang really got that thing where, if a movie reads really funny and then has some…”

“Kids enjoy laughing and are seldom bored when they find something funny. They also ask questions, often to adults,…”

“It’s not about trying to be funny all the time. It’s more of a document that hopefully is funny.”

“I wanted to do an hour-long show, and I wanted to something that was dramatic and sometimes funny and humorous, as…”

“You know, he would go and look at different funny books because he wanted his character to be different and make…”

“I think Secretary’s funny, it is about sex, and there’s a lot of sex in it, sex is the key, but you’re talking about…”

“No, no, I was only funny on stage, really. I, I, think I was funny as a person toward my classmates when I was very…”

“I got pregnant at 40 by surprise. It’s funny, because when we found out we were pregnant, I said, ‘Okay, let’s…”

“When I had my daughter, Louisanna, two and a half years ago, I started recording every funny or sweet thing she said…”

“I think I’m funny because my family, my siblings were funny.”

“The space and light up there in Norfolk is wonderfully peaceful. I find myself doing funny things like gardening, and…”

“Sometimes I want to do something that’s really funny and other times I read an indie script that is going to be made…”

“It’s funny. You just go out there and try to make good contact. It definitely felt good,”

“I would have felt a little funny if another actor was playing this role.”

“If you find someone who’s funny, of course you want to work with them again. It’s like a good dance partner – you…”

“And of course Marc Cherry heightens it and makes it hilarious. But there’s so many universal themes in the show, and…”

“I’m not a very serious person. You know how they say that clowns are very funny in public and are really sad at home?…”

“Until now, until I actually got into law class, I just never thought of it as being an interest for me, but it’s…”

“I love the script and I just thought it was a great role. Like I say, it’s like this – the script is like this sad,…”

“So we used to look for funny songs, and learn them and play them. And we used to play them in pubs.”

“I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn’t want to take an ironic stance against…”

“I didn’t plan to be the rude middle-class comedian. You write a certain type of joke that you find funny, and mine…”

“I’m a classic example of all humorists – only funny when I’m working.”

“Its overwhelming, … Its funny. You never put a price tag on yourself, so I didn’t think it would go that high!”

“It was funny — he looked like a composite sketch they show of a bank robber, with a baseball cap and big sunglasses.”

“The class of 2000 just got lucky. It was almost like funny money.”

“It’s funny how a film about a murderous old English toff can help you.”

“I’m 42 and the age of a guy who has kids, so I guess I’m playing right where I’m supposed to be. I’m comfortable with…”

“If you look at the game and everything, it’s not quite like looking at an animated film, because that’s total…”

“It’s to paint directly on the canvas without any funny business, as it were, and I use almost pure turpentine to…”

“Sometimes people get mad at The Simpsons’ subversive story telling, but there’s another message in there, which is a…”

“I’ve never seen stunt casting that’s actually funny: ‘Oh, it’s Shaq,’ and then there’s some horrible excuse for him…”

“I didn’t know whether Sam would come in and want to try to be funny or try to add to the comedy by creating a comedy…”

“Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one.”

“I feel like if I’m going to give you a book about my dad, then I really want to give you my dad, because he is…”

“It’s a funny thing, the less people have to live for, the less nerve they have to risk losing nothing.”

“And there’s a visceral fun in watching Team America and making it, like taking a puppet and throwing it against the…”

“The promos with all of the beautiful women probably attracted some men, but the mystery story line is pretty cool….”

“People are constantly saying, ‘How’s it feel to have such an impact?’ I just want to be funny. I’m a comedian, not a…”

“It’s funny how a street seems to turn over at the same time and then, boom, four houses are for sale. In this…”

“Liam is real cool. He’s a funny guy. He’s real smart, and he shows real good leadership on and off the court.”

“Vicodin, I got addicted to that little pill. The reason I don’t talk about it too much in the press is because it…”

“It’s funny how making odd noises can get you into strange situations sometimes.”

“I liked getting the best villain award. I thought that was funny.”

“Funny, I don’t feel any more powerful today than yesterday.”

“My vanity is not dead. I laugh when I see pictures of myself as I am now-maybe so I won’t cry, but just because it is…”

“It sounds funny to say it, but when I was getting ready to try out, I was thinking that I really wasn’t going to have…”

“As Matlock would say when people see the funny pinwheel cap they knew who you were and what that meant. They knew it…”

“In today’s world, these are not funny things. Maybe if you are a professional comic on cable TV, you can get away…”

“Same thing, like my commercials are often times really funny because I tend to find 30 seconds is a really good…”

“These animals hate to get wet. It’s kind of funny.”

“Design is a funny word. Some people think design means how it looks. But of course, if you dig deeper, it’s really…”

“Comedy is ridiculously hard. And if the rhythm is not right, if the music or the line is not right, it’s not funny.”

“I’ve never really understood that. It’s a funny thing; people sometimes accuse us of condescending to our characters…”

“It’s so funny whenever things come full circle.”

“I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she…”

“Do you know anything that in all its innocence is more humiliating than the funny pages of a Sunday newspaper in…”

“Kyle Baker’s work is really funny, but it’s also got a very clear vision.”

“It’s funny how I can always see it coming.”

“She was gorgeous and very, very funny – not just joke funny. She was a genuine eccentric.”

“They do some funny-looking stuff,”

“She’s so clever and very, very funny,”

“It just started tightening up after the first inning and it was just getting really, really funny. … It was a…”

“It’s funny, but thank God they still come back.”

“For years I mimicked the ‘doors closing’ lady because it was funny, but I never dreamed I would be doing this.”

“It’s funny now. Hey, it’s like her swing coach Martin Hall said, ‘It’s better to show up with no shirts than with no…”

“Everyone comes up to me saying, ‘Cooee, Julie! Hello!’ as if I know them. Of course I don’t bloody know them. Am I…”

“For sheer sexiness, a man must be beautiful. Funny. yes. Clever, no.”

“A lot of the tabloid stories are written so well, they’re very clever and very funny. But you have to focus on what’s…”

“It was kind of scary because working with Woody Allen becomes sort of a big deal in your mind. He directs in that…”

“People say funny things all the time during really serious moments in life.”

“I heard that people were really interested in the new haircut, which I think is so funny. Great haircut, I really…”

“It’s so funny because I listen to songs that I recorded that I didn’t really know anything about at the time. Later…”

“I really wanted to find a piano for the farm house. There were so many free pianos on Craigslist, I thought, ‘Let’s…”

“I’ve just seen really, really funny guys, and if I didn’t know them, I wouldn’t know they were funny from the…”

“I follow the most random people on Twitter. I follow famous people like Khloe Kardashian, who surprisingly makes…”

“Steve Martin is one of the most intelligent, well-read human beings that I’ve ever come across. He is equally as…”

“I think ‘Saturday Night Live’, starting in the 1970s, really gave women an outlet to be funny. A lot of those women…”

“It’s funny, though, because when I first started going to races after we met, I was extremely nervous. It’s like…”

“It’s funny; we never had anything like credibility. Even though we all have some sort of punk-rock background, but so…”

“It’s funny, because I did all of these interviews as soon as I had the baby, and they were asking questions, and I…”

“But I really like hosting, I think it’s a strength of mine. It allows me to improvise, and I love the spontaneity of…”

“This is going to sound really funny. I have a poster of Zac Efron on my wall! I think every girl has a poster of him…”

“Movies either work or they don’t work and they’re either funny or they’re not and we work very hard. To achieve that…”

“Yes, I see the Mobile Base System really is the shoulder of the arm. The arm is right there, like a human arm. It’s…”

“I believe, in a funny way, the job of the novelist is to be out there on the fringes and speaking for an experience…”

“People like her because she’s like a breath of fresh air. Because in the fifth book it gets so dark and Harry’s…”

“At school I was very shy. I wasn’t funny really.”

“Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you’re really funny, but none of your jokes are going to make it on the…”

“Don’t get me wrong, there are sometimes if I go and see a really funny comedy, that I wished I had smoked a joint….”

“We made satires of everything – news broadcasts and TV shows that we watched. When I look at them now, they are…”

“Usually, impersonations come out of something you dig, because you’re listening to it over and over. And you kind of…”

“So while it is true that I find really dark stuff funny sometimes, it’s also true that as a writer of books I want to…”

“They’re all really funny.”

“Some really good things kind of swing both ways and I like to see people that can swing really, really, really sad…”

“It’s a pretty wild race, really funny and a great event to watch. Some of the contraptions can get going surprisingly…”

“I am lactose intolerant, and I always thought it was really funny how people who are lactose intolerant continue to…”

“They were surprised we even talked to them. It was kind of funny, actually. But we told them it wasn’t like that….”

“It is going to be funny for me to go into the clubhouse in Vero Beach and not know half the players. In fact, I…”

“What was really funny is that as I got older all those guys who called me a sissy in junior high school wanted me to…”

“Funny stuff happens down here. You have got to give their kids a lot of credit, because they really played hard…”

“I’m smart and I can be really funny and interesting and I can go toe-to-toe with anybody in a conversation.”

“He’s a writer that I like very much. He’s a very funny writer with a great, offbeat sense of character. He’s…”

“I would really love to do a musical, I don’t know in what capacity but something funny.”

“It’s funny now because when I mention his name, these guys around here just look at me because they’ve never heard of…”

“He has that true Everykid quality, and he’s also a really funny guy. He’s very talented physically, and he comes…”

“It was a series of different things over four years. Mainly, Stuart’s fucking great. He’s a funny fucker and we’ve…”

“It’s funny because a lot of people that know me as a dancer, don’t know that I’m a singer, and a lot of people that…”

“It was really funny because I visualized that happening, before it happened. It was just a great feeling to actually…”

“It’s kind of funny. I was joking with Hines about that. I told him it’s the consolation prize for us. We didn’t think…”

“Oh, no, no. In fact, the show is so funny because… last season I had had the flu and I got really skinny and the…”

“He was funny. He was a really good friend. He was always there for everyone if they needed him. He was always happy.”

“Be funny, be daring, and be as creative as possible, … Embarrassment is only in your minds; it’s not really happening.”

“It’s funny, we all really, really got along. I don’t know how it was in years past but this year, I was really with a…”

“But I think Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang really got that thing where, if a movie reads really funny and then has some…”

“No, no, I was only funny on stage, really. I, I, think I was funny as a person toward my classmates when I was very…”

“Sometimes I want to do something that’s really funny and other times I read an indie script that is going to be made…”

“I’m not a very serious person. You know how they say that clowns are very funny in public and are really sad at home?…”

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